We here at Random Acts Of Dumbness are sick and tired of only the “good” football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It’s right here people. Random Acts Of Dumbness is proud to announce the FIFTH annual “TOILET BOWLERS” awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don’t discriminate here everyone. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

It’s important to note that it’s extremely rare for a player to earn a TOILET BOWLER award and go on to turn his career around. Once you make this list, it’s hard to get your career back together. It’s science people. I can’t explain it.

So with no further ado…..




The 2018-19 NFL Toilet Bowlers




Starting Quarterback:


Ryan Tannehill (Miami Dolphins)

Passing Yards: 1,979

Touchdowns: 17

Interceptions: 9


Back-Up Quarterback:


Blake Bortles (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Passing Yards: 2,718

Touchdowns: 13

Interceptions: 11



2018 Winner: STARTER – DeShone Kizer (Cleveland Browns), BACK-UP – Trevor Siemian (Denver Broncos)

2017 Winner: STARTER – Brock Osweiler (Denver Broncos), BACK-UP – Ryan Fitzpatrick (New York Jets)

2016 Winner: STARTER – Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers), BACK-UP – Johnny Manziel (Cleveland Browns)

2015 Winner: STARTER – Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears), BACK-UP – Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers)


Starting Running Back:


T.J. Yeldon (Jacksonville Jaguars)

Rushing Yards: 414

Rushing Touchdowns: 1

Yards Per Carry: 4.0


Back-Up Running Back


LeGarrette Blount (Detroit Lions)

Rushing Yards: 418

Rushing Touchdowns: 5

Yards Per Carry: 2.7



2018 Winner: STARTER – Carlos Hyde (San Francisco 49ers), BACK-UP – Isaiah Crowell (Cleveland Browns)

2017 Winner: STARTER – Chris Ivory (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACK-UP – Rashad Jennings (New York Giants)

2016 Winner: STARTER – DeMarco Murray (Philadelphia Eagles), BACK-UP – Melvin Gordon (Los Angeles Chargers)

2015 Winner: STARTER – LeSean McCoy (Philadelphia Eagles), BACK-UP – Matt Asiata (Minnesota Vikings)


Starting Wide Receiver #1:


John Ross (Cincinnati Bengals)

Receiving Yards: 210

Receiving Touchdowns: 7

Receptions: 21

Yards Per Catch: 10.0


Starting Wide Receiver #2:


James Washington (Pittsburgh Steelers)

Receiving Yards: 217

Receiving Touchdowns:  1

Receptions: 16

Yards Per Catch: 13.6


Starting Wide Receiver #3:

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Laquon Treadwell (Minnesota Vikings)

Receiving Yards: 302

Receiving Touchdowns: 1

Receptions: 35

Yards Per Catch: 8.6


Back-Up Wide Receiver #1:


T.J. Jones (Detroit Lions)

Receiving Yards: 190

Receiving Touchdowns: 2

Receptions: 19

Yards Per Carry: 10.0


Back-Up Wide Reciever #2:


Chad Williams (Arizona Cardinals)

Receiving Yards: 171

Receiving Touchdowns: 1

Receptions: 17

Yards Per Catch: 10.1



2018 Winners: STARTER #1 – Seth Roberts (Oakland Raiders), STARTER #2 – Rashard Higgins (Cleveland Browns), STARTER #3 – Zay Jones (Buffalo Bills), BACK-UP #1 – DeMarcus Robinson (Kansas City Chiefs), BACK-UP #2 – Brandon LaFell (Cincinnati Bengals)

2017 Winners: STARTER #1 – Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Torrey Smith (San Francisco 49ers), STARTER #3 – Braxton Miller (Houston Texans), BACKUP #1 – Keith Mumphrey (Houston Texans), BACKUP #2 – Seth Roberts (Oakland Raiders)

2016 Winners: STARTER #1 – Nelson Agholor (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Brandon LaFell (New England Patriots), STARTER #3 – Davante Adams (Green Bay Packers), BACKUP #1 – Dontrelle Inman (Los Angeles Chargers), BACKUP #2 – Robert Woods (Buffalo Bills)

2015 Winners: STARTER #1 – Riley Cooper (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Roddy White (Atlanta Falcons), STARTER #3 – Reggie Wayne (Indianapolis Colts), BACKUP #1 – Allen Hurns (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACKUP #2 – Brian Hartline (Miami Dolphins)


Starting Tight End #1:


Ricky Seals Jones (Arizona Cardinals)

Receiving Yards: 343

Receiving Touchdowns: 1

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: B+


Starting Tight End #2

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Cameron Brate (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Receiving Yards: 289

Receiving Touchdowns: 6

Run Block Grade: D-

Pass Block Grade: C


Back-Up Tight End:

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Ian Thomas (Carolina Panthers)

Receiving Yards: 333

Receiving Touchdowns: 2

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: B-



2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Vernon Davis (Washington Redskins), STARTER #2 – Jonnu Smith (Tennessee Titans), BACK-UP – O.J. Howard (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Demetrius Harris (Kansas City Chiefs), STARTER #2 – Luke Stocker (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), BACKUP – Will Tye (New York Giants)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jared Cook (Los Angeles Rams), STARTER #2 – Vernon Davis (Denver Broncos), BACKUP – Julius Thomas (Jacksonville Jaguars)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jeff Cumberland (New York Jets), STARTER #2 – Mychal Rivera (Oakland Raiders), BACKUP – John Carlson (Arizona Cardinals)


Starting Center:


Pat Elflein (Minnesota Vikings)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F


Back-Up Center:


Spencer Long (New York Jets)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F



2018 Winner: STARTER – Wesley Johnson (New York Jets), BACK-UP – Spencer Pulley (Los Angeles Chargers)

2017 Winner: STARTER – Zane Beadles (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP – Graham Glasgow (Detroit Lions)

2016 Winner: STARTER – Trevor Robinson (San Diego Chargers), BACKUP – Cody Wallace (Pittsburgh Steelers)

2015 Winner: STARTER – Scott Wells (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP – Lyle Sendlein (Arizona Cardinals)


Starting Guard #1

Jesse Davis

Ted Larsen (Miami Dolphins)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F


Starting Guard #2


Andrus Peat (New Orleans Saints)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F


Back-Up Guard #1


Caleb Benenoch (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Pass Block Grade: F

Run Block Grade: F


Back-Up Guard #2:


Cameron Erving (Kansas City Chiefs)

Pass Block Grade: D-

Run Block Grade: F



2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jeremy Vujnovich (Indianapolis Colts), STARTER #2 – Xavier Su’a-Filo (Houston Texans), BACK-UP #1 – Brian Winters (New York Jets), BACK-UP #2 – Kenny Wiggins (Los Angeles Chargers)

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Germain Ifedi (Seattle Seahawks), STARTER #2 – Jonotthan Harrison (Indianapolis Colts), BACKUP #1 – Joshua Garnett (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP #2 – Jermon Bushrod (Miami Dolphins)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Marcus Martin (San Francisco 49ers), STARTER #2 – Dallas Thomas (Miami Dolphins), BACKUP #1 – Justin Britt (Seattle Seahawks), BACKUP #2 – Erik Pears (San Francisco 49ers)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Mike McGlynn (Kansas City Chiefs), STARTER #2 – Erik Pears (Buffalo Bills), BACKUP #1 – Davin Joseph (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP #2 – Seantrel Henderson (Buffalo Bills)


Starting Offensive Tackle #1


Brandon Parker (Oakland Raiders)

Run Block Grade: D-

Pass Block Grade: F


Starting Offensive Tackle #2


Chad Wheeler (New York Giants)

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: F


Back-Up Offensive Tackle #1


Kolton Miller (Oakland Raiders)

Run Block Grade: F

Pass Block Grade: F


Back-Up Offensive Tackle #2

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Sam Tevi (Los Angeles Chargers)

Run Block Grade: D+

Pass Block Grade: F



2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Breno Giacomini (Houston Texans), STARTER #2 – Cam Robinson (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACK-UP #1 – John Wetzel (Arizona Cardinals), BACK-UP #2 – Halapoulivaati Vaitai (Philadelphia Eagles)

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – George Fant (Seattle Seahawks), STARTER #2 – Donald Stephenson (Denver Broncos), BACKUP #1 – T.J. Clemmings (Minnesota Vikings), BACKUP #2 – Earl Watford (Arizona Cardinals)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Ereck Flowers (New York Giants), STARTER #2 – Greg Robinson (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP #1 – Jason Fox (Miami Dolphins), BACKUP #2 – Donovan Smith (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Jake Matthews (Atlanta Falcons), BACKUP #1 – Byron Bell (Carolina Panthers)


And that’s it for the offense! Man, was it just me or did these guys suck extra hard this year?


Congratulations to all the NFL players who are walking out of here with an award.

Yes, it can be pretty hard to be that awful at your job, but somehow someway…..these guys managed it and we are all thankful for it.