We here at Random Acts Of Dumbness are sick and tired of only the “good” football players getting all the recognition at the end of the season. What about the guys who completely sucked this year? Where is the love for them? Where is their award show?

It’s right here people. Random Acts Of Dumbness is proud to announce the FIFTH annual “TOILET BOWLERS” awards! While these guys were probably about as far away from making the Pro Bowl as possible, they still have a place in my heart for the utter garbage they showcased on the football field this year. We don’t discriminate here everyone. We believe the shitty guys should get just as much as attention (if not more) than the good football players. They are likely the reason their respective teams suck and they should either be cut or given a fair warning this off-season.

It’s important to note that it’s extremely rare for a player to earn a TOILET BOWLER award and go on to turn his career around. Once you make this list, it’s hard to get your career back together. It’s science people. I can’t explain it.

So with no further ado…..

 

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The 2018-19 NFL Toilet Bowlers

 

 

Starting Edge Rusher #1

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Vic Beasley (Atlanta Falcons)

Pass Rush Grade: D-

Run Defense Grade: F

 

Starting Edge Rusher #2:

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Jordan Jenkins (New York Jets)

Pass Rush Grade: D

Run Defense Grade: F

 

Back-Up Edge Rusher #1:

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Jordan Willis (Cincinnati Bengals)

Pass Rush Grade: D-

Run Defense Grade: F

 

Back-Up Edge Rusher #2:

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Genard Avery (Cleveland Browns)

Pass Rush Grade: C

Run Defense Grade: C+

 

PREVIOUS WINNERS:

2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Andre Branch (Miami Dolphins), STARTER #2 – Dante Fowler (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACK-UP #1 – Solomon Thomas (San Francisco 49ers), BACK-UP #2 – Brian Robison (Minnesota Vikings)

2017: STARTER #1 – Davonte Lambert (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), STARTER #2 – Devin Taylor (Detroit Lions), BACKUP #1 – Carl Nassib (Cleveland Browns), BACKUP #2 – Jack Crawford (Dallas Cowboys)

2016: STARTER #1 – Chris Clemons (Jacksonville Jaguars, STARTER #2 – Eugene Sims (Los Angeles Rams), BACKUP #1 – Kendall Reyes (Los Angeles Chargers), BACKUP #2 – Jared Crick (Houston Texans)

2015: STARTER #1 – Robert Geathers (Cincinnati Bengals), STARTER #2 – Chris Clemons (Jacksonville Jaguars), BACKUP #1 – Mathias Kiwanukah (New York Giants)


Starting Interior Defensive Lineman #1:

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Trevon Coley (Cleveland Browns)

Run Defense Grade: D-

Pass Rush Grade: F

 

Starting Interior Defensive Lineman #2:

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Damion Square (Los Angeles Chargers)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: F

 

Back-Up Interior Defensive Lineman #1:

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Akeem Spence (Miami Dolphins)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: D

 

Back-Up Interior Defensive Lineman #2:

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Quinton Jefferson (Seattle Seahawks)

Run Defense Grade: C

Pass Rush Grade: D-

 

PREVIOUS WINNERS:

2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Ziggy Hood (Washington Redskins), STARTER #2 – Maliek Collins (Dallas Cowboys), BACK-UP #1 – Adolphus Washington (Buffalo Bills), BACK-UP #2 – Star Lotuleilei (Carolina Panthers)

2017: Starter #1 – Jihard Ward (Oakland Raiders), STARTER #2 – Glenn Dorsey (San Francisco 49ers), BACKUP #1 – Kendall Langford (Indianapolis Colts), Akeem Spence (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

2016: STARTER #1 – Ricardo Matthews (San Diego Chargers), STARTER #2 – David Parry (Indianapolis Colts), BACKUP #1 – Dwan Edwards (Carolina Panthers), BACKUP #2 – Tyeler Davison (New Orleans Saints)

2015: STARTER #1 – Nick Hayden (Dallas Cowboys), STARTER #2 – Domata Peko (Cincinnati Bengals), BACKUP #1 – Akeem Spence (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)


 

Starting Linebacker #1:

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Anthony Hitchens (Kanas City Chiefs)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: D-

 

Starting Linebacker #2:

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Adarius Taylor (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: D-

 

Starting Linebacker #3:

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Mark Barron (Los Angeles Rams)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: C

 

Back-Up Linebacker #1:

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Hardy Nickerson (Cincinnati Bengals)

Run Defense Grade: D

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: F

 

Back-Up Linebacker #2:

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Kiko Alonso (Miami Dolphins)

Run Defense Grade: C

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: F

 

Back-Up Linebacker #3:

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Alec Ogletree (New York Giants)

Run Defense Grade: F

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Pass Rush Grade: C

 

PREVIOUS WINNERS:

2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Frank Zombo (Kansas City Chiefs), STARTER #2 – Connor Barwin (Los Angeles Rams), STARTER #3 – Darron Lee (New York Jets), BACK-UP #1 – Bud Dupree (Pittsburgh Steelers), BACK-UP #2 – Vic Beasley (Atlanta Falcons), BACK-UP #3 – Nick Vigil (Cincinnati Bengals)

2017 Winner: STARTER #1 – Erik Walden (Indianapolis Colts), STARTER #2 – Robert Mathis (Indianapolis Colts), STARTER #3 – Jelani Jenkins (Miami Dolphins),  BACK-UP #1 – Arthur Moats (Pittsburgh Steelers), BACK-UP #2 – Albert McClellan (Baltimore Ravens), BACK-UP #3 – Tahir Whitehead (Detroit Lions)

2016 Winner: STARTER #1 – Bud Dupree (Pittsburgh Steelers), STARTER #2 – Nate Palmer (Green Bay Packers), STARTER #3 – Michael Wilhoite (San Francisco 49ers), BACK-UP #1 – Dee Ford (Kansas City Chiefs), BACK-UP #2 – Kasim Edebali (New Orleans Saints), BACK-UP #3 – Kwon Alexander (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

2015 Winner: STARTER #1 – Emmanuel Lamur (Cincinnati Bengals), STARTER #2 – Chad Greenway (Minnesota Vikings), STARTER #3 – Miles Burris (Oakland Raiders), BACK-UP #1 – Sio Moore (Oakland Raiders), BACK-UP #2 – Paul Worrilow (Atlanta Falcons)


 

Starting Cornerback #1:

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Ahkello Witherspoon (San Francisco 49ers)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: C

 

Starting Cornerback #2:

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Shaquill Griffin (Seattle Seahawks)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: D-

 

Back-Up Cornerback #1:

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Daryl Worley (Oakland Raiders)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: D-

 

Back-Up Cornerback #2:

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P.J. Williams (New Orleans Saints)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: B+

 

PREVIOUS WINNERS:

2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Kevin Johnson (Houston Texans), STARTER #2 – Dontae Johnson (San Francisco 49ers), BACK-UP #1 – Orlando Scandrick (Dallas Cowboys), BACK-UP #2 – Nevin Lawson (Detroit Lions)

2017: STARTER #1 – Jalen Mills (Philadelphia Eagles), STARTER #2 – Perrish Cox (Tennessee Titans), BACKUP #1 – Phillip Gaines (Kansas City Chiefs), BACKUP #2 – Damarious Randall (Green Bay Packers)

2016: STARTER #1 – Brandon Browner (New Orleans Saints), STARTER #2 – Brandon Flowers (Los Angeles Chargers), BACKUP #1 – Jamar Taylor (Miami Dolphins), BACKUP #2 – Antwon Blake (Pittsburgh Steelers)

2015: STARTER #1 – David Amerson (Washington Redskins), STARTER #2 – Kyle Fuller (Chicago Bears), BACKUP #1 – Corey White (New Orleans Saints)


 

Starting Safety #1:

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Kentrell Brice (Green Bay Packers)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: F

 

Starting Safety #2:

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Mike Adams (Carolina Panthers)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: D

 

Back-Up Safety #1:

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Marcus Gilchrist (Oakland Raiders)

Pass Coverage Grade: F

Run Defense Grade: D-

 

Back-Up Safety #2:

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Jeff Heath (Dallas Cowboys)

Pass Coverage Grade: D-

Run Defense Grade: F

 

PREVIOUS WINNERS:

2018 Winner: STARTER #1 – Kenny Vaccaro (New Orleans Saints), STARTER #2 – Sean Davis (Pittsburgh Steelers), BACK-UP #1 – Ron Parker (Kansas City Chiefs), BACK-UP #2 – Daniel Sorenson (Kansas City Chiefs)

2017: STARTER #1 – T.J. Green (Indianapolis Colts), STARTER #2 – Chris Conte (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), BACK-UP #1 – Baccari Rambo (Miami Dolphins), BACK-UP #2 – Kelcie McCray (Seattle Seahawks)

2016: STARTER #1 – Johnathan Cyprien (Jacksonville Jaguars), STARTER #2 – Andrew Sendejo (Minnesota Vikings), BACK-UP #1 – J.J. Wilcox (Dallas Cowboys), BACK-UP #2 – Landon Collins (New York Giants)

2015: STARTER #1 – Ryan Clark (Washington Redskins), STARTER #2 – Dashon Goldson (Tampa Bay Buccaneers), BACK-UP – Kenny Vaccarro (New Orleans Saints)

 

And that’s it for this years TOILET BOWLERS!

Can we get one last round of applause for how unbelievably shitty all these players were at the game of football this year? You guys had one job…..

Be good at football.

You couldn’t even achieve that.

Maybe next year though…………….