We are all sick and tired of the Golden State Warriors by now. Sports dynasty’s are stupid unless you’re a fan of the team who is on the run. Sports dynasties do nothing but water down the league and make it extremely un-fun for everyone else. You want proof? I haven’t watched a Portland Trail Blazers game for almost two years now because there’s no fucking point. I know what the Blazers are and I know what the Warriors are. Everyone likes to talk about how there’s always the unknown in sports. “You never know what’s going to happen until you play the game”. Well, I know exactly what’s going to happen when a lion spots a gazelle in the wild. You can root for the gazelle all you want, but that lion is coming out victorious in the end. Which one do you think the Warriors are in that situation?

Sports are supposed to be about competition and where’s the competition in the NBA?

We all knew the Warriors were going to win the NBA Championship back in October and here we are eight months later and the NBA Champions are SHOCKINGLY, the Golden State Warriors and no one came close to even knocking them off in the playoffs. That’s just sad man.

While I would love for the NBA to step in and break these sons of bitches up to make the league fun again, that’s never going to happen and we are all stuck watching this shit show for the next 3-5 years. Well, I’m sick and tired of it man. Here’s a list of teams that I would rather see hoist the NBA trophy over the Golden State Warriors next season:

 

  1. Portland Trail Blazers
  2. Toronto Raptors
  3. New York Knicks
  4. The Despicable Me Minions
  5. Boston Celtics
  6. Houston Rockets
  7. Minnesota Timberwolves
  8. Seattle Supersonics
  9. Los Angeles Clippers
  10. Phoenix Suns
  11. Atlanta Hawks
  12. Donald Trump
  13. Chicago Bulls
  14. Philadelphia 76ers
  15. New England Patriots
  16. San Antonio Spurs
  17. Sacramento Kings
  18. The Rogue Onion Ring You Found In Your French Fries
  19. Indiana Pacers
  20. New Orleans Pelicans
  21. Memphis Grizzlies
  22. Denver Nuggets
  23. The Kid Who Was A Great Athlete In High School, But Is A Fat Drunk Now
  24. Brooklyn Nets
  25. Detroit Pistons
  26. Milwaukee Bucks
  27. The Avengers
  28. Orlando Magic
  29. Washington Wizards
  30. LITERALLY ANYONE OTHER THAN THE FUCKING GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS OR THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS.