“Let me tell you how you’re feeling.” Those are the infamous words of Tito Ortiz as he tried his hand at post-fight interviews during the days of Affliction. It’s also the name of this column, which doubles as a weekly NFL recap and look ahead. This is how fans should be about their team following the week and heading into next week. So, let me tell you how you’re feeling.

Arizona Cardinals: N

Atlanta Falcons: Overconfident.

Baltimore Ravens: O

Buffalo Bills: P

Carolina Panthers: L

Chicago Bears: A

Cincinnati Bengals: Y

Cleveland Browns: O

Dallas Cowboys: Ignoring anyone who tries to start a quarterback controversy.

Denver Broncos: F

Detroit Lions: Already considering this season a success.

Green Bay Packers: Laughing at anyone who said Aaron Rodgers was broken earlier this season.

Houston Texans: Thinking there’s a real possibility of winning a playoff game.

Indianapolis Colts: F

Jacksonville Jaguars: S 4

Kansas City Chiefs: Rooting for Miami.

Los Angeles Rams: T

Miami Dolphins: Just happy to be here.

Minnesota Vikings: H

New England Patriots: Booking a ticket to Houston.

New Orleans Saints: E

New York Giants: Hoping Eli doesn’t turn the ball over three times.

New York Jets: S

Oakland Raiders: So angry that you’re going to lose to the worst playoff team in recent memory.

Philadelphia Eagles: E

Pittsburgh Steelers: Eyeing the AFC Championship game.

San Diego Chargers: T

San Francisco 49ers: E

Seattle Seahawks: Cocky.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: A

Tennessee Titans: M

Washington Redskins: S